Ok. While I am still slightly persnickety with Netflix, I just made an important discovery. Because I can't sleep, dammit.
You can rent workout DVD's, kids. Even Carmen Electra's striptease series. So, you can rent it and you'll know if you can't get through, say, the first 15 minutes due to excessive laughter brought on by all the ass-slapping. BEFORE you shell out the big money at Amazon. Holla!
I also found how-to dance DVD's, and I bet they have a ton of other handy stuff.