Either that, or it's existential despair.
The diet that I am on? The Man is on it too. He is losing weight just fine.
I, on the other hand, have gained two pounds. This is seriously beginning to make me question the existence of a higher power. Even though I have lost inches.
If you ask me if I'm exercising, I will just laugh at you, and you can feel free to take that as a no. Hopefully it will all work itself out.