The kids in my classes are hilarious. Particularly my Wednesday class.
Cute Little Blonde Girl: Teacher, why are you wearing your glasses today?
Me: Well, I didn't feel like wearing my contacts!
CLBG: Why not? (To her credit, she doesn't just come out and say, "YOU LOOK BETTER WITH CONTACTS, STUPIDHEAD!!! But you can totally tell she's thinking it.)
Me: Well, sweetie, I have a little bit of a cold, so my glasses are more comfortable.
Little Boy: Hey, who does your hair?
I wondered who was putting him up to this, because my hair today looked not unlike Medeusa's.) Luckily, realization dawned when I noticed a striking family resemblance.
Me: Uh- You're not RON's kid, by any chance, are you?
(For those of you who don't know, Ron is the guy who cuts my hair.)
Ron's kid: Yes!!!
I grin, and tell him to tell his dad that I said Hi.
Fresno is a scary, small world, people.