Yes, I was a good little girl today, and helped my parents to take the gi-normous fake Christmas tree out of the attic- and helped decorate it. I so deserve a medal. (OK, they took The Man and I to a movie- and bought us dinner. Medal not necessary.)
Mom: Did you get my Christmas list yet?
Me: Um- No.
Mom: Well, Dad said he would send it. He put it into his blueberry.
Mom: Wait, that's the wrong color....
Me: His Blackberry?!
Mom: Yeah, that's it.
Dad: Um, actually, it's a Treo.
Dad: Well, I want to see King Kong.
Mom: *makes face* What about Walk The Line?
Dad: What about you Jen?
Me: Um- I could go either way. I 'm the swing vote, so I'm holding out for a bribe.
Dad: Such as...?
Me: A pony and some real estate.