So....Santa visited me last night, and I am willing to bet that you were all good little boys and girls this year, so I hope he was good to you too.
Here's some Christmas entertainment for you guys- feel the love!
I went out to dinner with The Man, my sister, and parents last night.
Scene: At an Italian Restaurant. "Feliz Navidad" comes on.
Me: *does the Cabbage Patch*
Sis: *holds up an imaginary lighter*
Dad: (to me) Now I know what you remind me of! I stayed at a hotel last week, and they have these incredibly elaborate Christmas decorations, and there was an animatronic Christmas figure out on my balcony.
Sis: I thought you said it was a Druid?!!!!!
Me: A Druid who does the Cabbage Patch? Oh yeah, baby, that's me.
Dad: That's not what I meant!
Me: OK, Dad. I'll remember you later when I'm sacrificing the goat in my stone circle.
Dad:*mutters something about the claws coming out*
Mom:(out of nowhere) Jenna, what did you make for the get together tonight?
Me: Uuuuh- mint brownies, holly wreath cookies, spiced cider....
Sis: That must have taken forever!
Me: No, not too long. Now wait, I lied- I slaved all day over my DRUID FIRE!
*More hysterical laughter*
Dad: Yeah, HA HA, Merry Christmas...you ungrateful little cretins!