Movie theatre conversation #1:
Outside the theatre- watching zillions of pasty-faced guys roaming unchecked through the parking lot. Mr. Phancy approaches.
Me: Thank god you're here. It's feepin' freezing, and I am one of approximately three women here.
Mr. Phancy: I don't think any of these guys have seen an actual woman in awhile.
Me: I don't think they think of me as a woman- I think I would be designated as a "female entity."
Movie Theatre Conversation #2
The part where they are hauling Princess Vespa's 8 piece luggage set, complete with matching steamer trunk, through the desert.
Bill Pullman: (OK, I'm paraphrasing) "What on earth is in this trunk?!" *Pulls out enormous hairdryer* "GAH!!"
Mr. Phancy: This so reminds me of you. I can totally see you insisting on hauling matched luggage through the desert.
Me: Thanks a lot!
Mr. Phancy: ...except your trunk would contain several hundred pairs of sparkly platform shoes.
What can I say- the man has known me since we were fourteen years old.
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