Kids, do not do this at home.
I had a horrible “sweet” craving that wouldn’t go away. So I (yes, this is so weird) poured a packet of Tangerine Emer’gen-C into a cup, added a minute amount of water, and (forgetting to wait) proceeded to chug it in one gulp. It is currently fizzing in my stomach. Ew. It reminds me of those stories about feeding Alka-Seltzer to seagulls to make them explode. Which is unlikely to occur, but I am getting paranoid.
Still, if my stomach exploded right now, they would probably let me leave work… Which would undeniably be a bonus.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment