I have decided that this is what it's like to be me right now.
The part where the hamster gets hurled out of the wheel and wanders around in a daze? That's my weekend.
The Man just came out of hibernation, and we had the following exchange:
Me: "Getting ready for work, sweetie?"
The Man: "Work?"
Me: "Um, how is that surprising? Yes, work."
The Man: (patiently) "This is my night off, hon. Remember?"
D'Oh! I am seriously losing it.